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Three Came Home (1950)

Colbert survives Jap camps!

Land Before Time XIII: The Wisdom Of Friends, The (2007)

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Beasts bestow prehistoric proverbs.

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So Proudly We Hail! (1943)

Japs assault nubile nurses.

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Wacky Worm, The (1941)

Crow chases warbling worm.

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That Uncertain Feeling (1941)

Hubby hates harrowing hiccups.

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South From Granada (2003)

Gerald reads, classing up!

Land Before Time VIII: The Big Freeze, The (2001)

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Dinos chill out.

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That Lady In Ermine (1948)

Grable depaints, helps Grable.

Land Before Time XI: Invasion Of The Tinysauruses, The (2004)

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Shrimpy dinos: herd, seen.

Land Before Time XII: The Great Day Of The Flyers, The (2006)

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Petrie becomes dino-soar.

Land Before Time X: The Great Longneck Migration, The (2003)

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Dinos stick necks out.

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Worm Turns, The (1937)

Mouse flexes bullieds' pecs.

Darkman II: The Return Of Durant (1994)

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May brings D&D onscreen!

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Darkman III: Die Darkman Die (1996)

Future Mummy goes Dark.

Land Before Time V: The Mysterious Island, The (1997)

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Herbivores push dinos isleward.

Land Before Time VI: The Secret Of Saurus Rock, The (1998)

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Quake elevates dino stone.

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Worm Eaters, The (1977)

Worm mastication: that's funny?

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Lovewrecked (2005)

Smitten chick invents castawayness.

Land Before Time IX: Journey To The Big Water, The (2002)

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Dinos marvel over lake.

Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure, The (1994)

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Safe homestead egged onward.

Van Wilder 2: The Rise Of Taj (2006)

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Penn erases Wilder character.

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Van Wilder: Freshman Year (2009)

Before 'Wilder,' just wild.

Not The Messiah: He's A Very Naughty Boy (2010)

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Brian resurrected for Albert.

Land Before Time IV: Journey Through The Mists, The (1996)

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Golden flower: mist-ical trip.

Land Before Time III: The Time Of The Great Giving, The (1995)

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Space rocks dinos' water.

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Wave, The (2008)

Classroom fascists dig power.

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Seven Deadly Sins, The (1962)

Directors divide shameful septet.

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My Cousin Rachel (1952)

Relative squeeze smothers Philip.

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Hysteria (2011)

Maggie's daddy's good vibrations.

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Psych: 9 (2010)

Roslyn regrets new gig.

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Ella Enchanted (2004)

Dutiful Ella's royal fella.

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Shooting Dogs (2005)

Homicidal Hutus surround Hurt.

Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)

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Christ on the crotch.

Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)

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Glory hole-lelujah!

Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)

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Jesus nails without hammer.

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Yellow Bird (2005)

Colback confounds controlling spouse.

American Drug War: The Last White Hope (2007)

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Chongs champion legalized dope.

Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)

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Cock and pull story.

Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)

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Cum one, that's all.

Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)

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Wank you very much.

Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)

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Home groan cultivation.

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I'd Like To Die A Thousand Times (2007)

Foursome braves fearsome heat.

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City State (2011)

Reykjavik's ruthless crime rings.

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Calling Bobcat (2000)

Girlfriend sacks Jersey slacker.

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Acting Class, The (2000)

Reality dulls LaPoubelle's patina.

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Shantell Town (2006)

Hair raising Brixton battle.

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Due (2006)

Daria calls on Carlo.

Rogues, Rebels, And Renegades: The Art Of An Outlaw (2009)

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Ruiz rounds up rascals.

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Great Asteroid, The (2007)

Wormwood threatens Sin City.

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Circle, The (2002)

Runcie ring closes ranks.

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Transamerica (2005)

Therapist blocks cock chop.

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Cycle Of Peace (2005)

Peaceniks bike to Jerusalem.

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Bottom Feeder (2006)

Offal sci-fi film.

See What I'm Saying: The Deaf Entertainers Documentary (2010)

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Deaf seek deafening applause.

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Legend Of Diablo, The (2004)

Vega versus Mexican spirit.

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Last Sect, The (2006)

Sydney's sucker for vampire.

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Time Share (2000)

Cupid crashes vacation conflict.

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Scrum (2008)

Rugby rivals woo woman.

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Saying Good-bye, Oneday (2010)

Yearnings still stir Yutaka.

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Putt Putt Syndrome, The (2010)

Johnny heeds jaded buddy.

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No Cell Phones Allowed (2009)

Cellular disobedience summons spirit.

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Princess And The Frog, The (2009)

Green Rose.

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Fine Pair, A (1969)

Jewel thief steals, Rock.

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Titanic II (2010)

Icebergs get nervous.

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Underworld 4 (2011)

Lycans, Vampires go fourth.

Anne Of Green Gables: The Sequel (1987)

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Anne starts teaching career.

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Darkman III: Die Darkman Die (1996)

Darkman takes Rooker out.

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Smokes And Lollies (1975)

Armstrong's trio begin docos.

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Not Fourteen Again (1996)

Armstrong's teens turn 34.

Fourteen's Good, Eighteen's Better (1980)

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Armstrong's trio hit majority.

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Sugar Cane Alley (1983)

Martinique cutters struggle through.

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Yellow Earth (1984)

Communist soldier collects tunes.

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Hot Pursuit (1987)

Cusack chases Caribbean tail.

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My Best Friend (2006)

Fran�ois's frenemy revelation: difficult.

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Final Destination, The (2009)

Another 'Destination'? Feels fourced.

Anne Of Green Gables: The Continuing Story (2000)

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Rilla isn't very accurate.

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Love Happens (2009)

Shill's deep in denial.

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Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)

Scott battles, Toronto stars.

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Bingo, Bridesmaids & Braces (1988)

Armstrong's trio: married, growing.

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Jour Se Lève, Le (1939)

Francois kills Valentin, reminisces.

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Defendor (2009)

Woody Harrelson's tenacious D.

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Flirtation (1933)

Gr�ndgens smokes with anger.

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Law Of Desire (1987)

Banderas jealously confronts Juan.

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Limit (1931)

Brazilian trio float aimlessly.

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Not Reconciled (1965)

Straub alienates B�ll's material.

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Paper Flowers (1959)

Suresh hits Bollywood success.

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Puppetmaster, The (1993)

Li's puppets Taiwan on.

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Pure Heart (1971)

Pakeezah becomes lurid Sahibjaan.

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Under The Bridges (1945)

Hedrik, Willi run barge.

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Unfaithful Wife, The (1969)

Desvall�es solves cheating problem.

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Five Women Around Utamaro (1946)

Utamaro paints painted women.

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Diary For Timothy, A (1945)

Britons leave tyke message.

Time To Live And A Time To Die, A (1963)

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Alain's Versailles cure: shaky.

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Ceremony, The (1971)

Sakurada clan imperceptibly crumbles.

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Days Of Being Wild (1990)

Yuddy's 'mother' makes revelation.

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Rocker (1972)

Gerd, Modschiedler rock out.

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Van Wilder: Freshman Year (2009)

Van ReWinder.

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He's Just Not That Into You (2009)

G.G.'s Gigi: uh-oh.

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Age Of The Dragons (2010)

Moby Dragon.